Michael Jordan’s legacy as the best basketball player is hermetically sealed(Many have tried to break through and even King James can’t seem to get in there). His NBA career and just overall coolness grants him complete immunity in whatever he decides to do with his post-playing days. Michael Jordan could convert to scientology, back al-qaeda, or go on the campaign trail with Mitt Romney and he would still be revered. Even the decisions Michael actually makes(whether it’s perpetually outdoing himself as the worst NBA personnel decision maker of all time or giving a hall of fame induction speech(in which he has absolutely nothing to prove to anybody) that makes Charlie Sheen seem grounded, Michael Jordan will always be excused. Because, well, he’s MJ.
But that doesn’t mean they won’t go unnoticed. Even his worst choices-drafting Kwame Brown and Adam Morrison -can’t come close to his unfathomably unfathomable choices when it comes time to decide what he will cover his 6″6 body in. Absolutely egregious. Here are a few images that are worth a thousand expletives. For the entire collection of terrible Michael Jordan ensembles, you can visit a website entirely dedicated to… yes, what “clothes” Michael Jordan decides to walk out the door in. Yes, a whole website called WTFisMichaelJordanWearing.com. So important a web domain, that the creator has decided he can’t let go of as he continues to renew it year after year. Keep in mind, these are just the times Michael Jordan has been caught in public-after trying on different combinations,looking in the mirror before leaving his house as he thinks to himself “Yeah, that’s the one”.
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